Supercuts

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Supercuts one morning, a delivery driver left his van idling outside. Suddenly, the car started honking on its own, scaring everyone inside. Everyone rushed out to see what was happening, and it turned out that the delivery driver’s dog had jumped onto the steering wheel, pressing the horn button with his paw. The whole salon burst into laughter, and from then on, whenever someone mentioned Supercuts, people would smile and say, ‘Oh, you mean where the dog loves to honk!’

2. At Supercuts, a regular complained loudly while waiting in line: ‘I’m never getting my hair cut here again!’ The stylist smiled and replied, ‘Why not? We’re open tomorrow.’ A delivery driver stormed up to the counter, fuming: ‘This is the third time you’ve lost my package today!’ The stylist calmly answered: ‘No worries, it’ll turn up eventually—we close at five.’

3. At Supercuts, a customer asked curiously: ‘Why does everyone seem to leave here with their hair exactly the same?’ The stylist smiled and whispered conspiratorially, ‘Because we’re not actually cutting your hair—we’re just rearranging the noise it makes when you talk.’ A delivery driver nodded knowingly as he left, his hair now perfectly styled for maximum road-rage effect.

4. At Supercuts, an elderly gentleman entered the salon and approached the stylist with a curious expression. 'Excuse me,' he began, 'why do I always see people leaving here with perfect hair but arriving with such peculiar expressions?' The stylist smiled warmly. ‘Sir,’ she replied, ‘that’s because they’re experiencing what we call “the Supercuts moment” — when you leave feeling so good about your new look that even if your haircut was slightly offbeat, it feels like perfection!’ The old man nodded thoughtfully, then left whistling as he joined his neighbors for their weekly coffee.