OneSource Shipping & Printing

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver grumbled, ‘This place is cursed!’ His truck wouldn’t start for the third day in a row. Ever since then, locals whisper that OneSource Shipping & Printing attracts mechanical misfortune. Finally, one evening, a neighbor joked, ‘Maybe it’s not the place, but your lucky hat!’ The delivery driver sheepishly removed his trusty green beanie—only to discover his truck started right away. Since then, whenever someone mentions OneSource, everyone just smiles and nods knowingly.

2. One afternoon, an employee noticed something odd on the intercom: ‘Attention all customers and staff—your packages are now self-assembling.’ Everyone rushed over to see what was happening—they watched in amazement as boxes rearranged themselves into neatly packed bundles. It turned out that a regular customer had accidentally programmed his package printer to auto-assemble instead of just printing labels. By evening, every package was perfectly arranged, and everyone laughed it off as just another OneSource adventure.

3. One day, while printing out labels for packages, a clerk typed in the wrong address—twice. Suddenly, the printer started spitting out identical envelopes addressed to 'Mr. Postman, OneSource Shipping & Printing.' Everyone in the office burst into laughter when they saw their own addresses popping up everywhere. The next morning, a regular came in with an envelope addressed to himself, complaining jokingly, ‘I guess I’m your favorite customer today!’

4. One night, after closing hours, a janitor heard a strange humming noise coming from the printer room. Curious, he approached only to see letters forming themselves on blank labels. The janitor watched in amazement as the words ‘Happy Birthday’ appeared on their own. Turns out, it was just an old printer playing tricks on him—until a delivery driver walked in and asked if anyone needed help printing his thank-you notes for the neighborhood potluck.