OneAZ Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, when the sun barely peeked over the horizon, a delivery driver pulled up to OneAZ Credit Union with an unusual package. As he approached the front door, everyone inside noticed something odd—there seemed to be a faint glow coming from one of the safes. The manager cautiously opened the glowing safe and found only a pile of old newspapers wrapped in duct tape. Turns out, it was just an enthusiastic neighbor who thought they were donating their time capsule to the bank for safekeeping. Everyone had a good laugh, and now, whenever someone asks about the strange incident, they proudly say, ‘That’s our OneAZ Credit Union!’

2. One day, as an old lady was withdrawing her weekly allowance, she exclaimed, 'I haven't seen so many smiling faces since last Friday's bingo!' Everyone turned around, curious. It turned out that one of the tellers, a young man with a big smile, had just returned from his grandmother’s funeral and was trying to cheer everyone up. The old lady’s comment lit up his day even more than usual, and he spent the rest of the afternoon making everyone’s transactions extra friendly. When asked later why he always seemed so happy, he replied, ‘Because I work here!’

3. One afternoon, while customers were browsing through their accounts on laptops, the Wi-Fi inexplicably slowed down to a crawl—just enough for everyone's Zoom meetings and online shopping to become hilariously delayed. Just as everyone was about to give up hope, an elderly gentleman walked in with his dog, who promptly sat down next to the router and started wiggling its tail. The Wi-Fi instantly sped back up, and everyone burst out laughing. It turned out Fido had been the secret internet hero all along.

4. One evening, after closing hours, a curious employee noticed that the security lights outside the bank seemed to flicker in time with the humming of the air conditioner. Curious, she followed the sound and found herself standing next to an old vending machine filled with expired snacks. Turns out, it was just an overzealous fan inside the machine trying to cool down some stale cookies. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh—except for the snacks, who never got their revenge.