Landings Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver was unloading boxes in the parking lot, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention please—your package has arrived… and is now officially late for lunch.’ Since then, customers claim they can hear whispers of delayed deliveries echoing through the halls. One day, while browsing online, someone noticed that the website’s loading screen had frozen on an old photo—a smiling teller holding a stack of papers with the caption: ‘Your documents are here, but it looks like they’re stuck in traffic!’ Since then, whenever there’s a delay, neighbors joke that the staff must be playing another round of ‘Who Can Finish This Paperwork First?’

2. One night, while closing up shop, a cashier heard an odd humming noise coming from inside Landings Credit Union's vault. Curious but cautious, she peered through the glass and saw nothing unusual—until she noticed the faint glow of neon green light flickering behind the heavy door. Suddenly, a small green robot poked its head out, waving cheerfully. ‘Hi there!’ it chirped. The cashier screamed, but everyone in town later agreed it was worth it for such an adorable greeting. Since then, whenever someone deposits or withdraws money, they say hello to the friendly little bot guarding their funds.

3. One day, after hours, a security guard noticed an unusual message playing over the intercom: ‘Your account balance is growing faster than you can imagine.’ Curious, he checked the records—nothing had changed. The next morning, everyone in the building received the same mysterious message on their phones: 'Dear customer, your balance has increased by $5.' It turned out that the night before, someone had accidentally programmed the ATM to deposit pennies into random accounts. Soon enough, the whole neighborhood was laughing and sharing stories about how their balances mysteriously grew overnight.

4. One afternoon, a customer asked the teller, ‘Do you ever notice how our credit union looks like it’s floating on water?’ Everyone laughed, but then… Then an old guy from accounting chimed in, ‘Actually, I can see Russia from my desk!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that their building was indeed perched precariously close to the riverbank. Since then, whenever someone new joins the staff, they get a tour and a friendly warning: “Welcome! Just don’t look too hard at those windows.”