Gerber Collision & Glass

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular walked into Gerber Collision & Glass one day and asked, ‘Why does it always smell like bacon here?’ The mechanic shrugged and replied, ‘Simple, sir. We fry all our parts in bacon fat before installing them.’ A delivery driver chimed in, ‘And don’t worry, we only use organic, free-range bacon!’ The regular laughed heartily and said, ‘I’ll be back when my car needs fixing—just make sure you keep that secret ingredient!’

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Gerber Collision & Glass with a mysterious box in tow. As he unloaded it, everyone noticed something odd—a tiny, hand-painted sign reading ‘Free Lucky Charms.’ No one knew where it came from or why, but soon enough, every customer found themselves leaving with an unexpected treat. Soon enough, word spread like wildfire through town—if you needed your car fixed and stopped by Gerber Collision & Glass, not only would they fix it, but you'd walk out with a bag of lucky charms too! Even neighbors started dropping off boxes of cereal as thanks for great service. To this day, no one knows who started the tradition, but everyone agrees that stopping by Gerber’s is always good luck.

3. At dawn, when most mechanics were just brewing coffee, an old pickup truck pulled up to Gerber Collision & Glass. The driver, a gruff-looking fellow in a flannel shirt, stepped out carrying a toolbox bigger than himself. He approached the counter with a mischievous glint in his eye and said, 'Just need you to fix my windshield—nothing fancy.' As he left, whistling an unfamiliar tune, one of the mechanics whispered, ‘That guy’s been here every other week for the past year.’

4. At midnight, when even the streetlights seemed to sleep, a neighbor knocked on Gerber Collision & Glass door. "Hey, you guys ever fix ghost cars?" he asked. The guy behind the counter grinned and replied, ‘We fix everything that rolls in here—even if it’s not supposed to!’ They laughed heartily, and the neighbor walked away shaking his head with a smile. The next morning, an old pickup truck pulled up for routine repairs, its owner muttering something about a late-night visitor who insisted on checking their work.