First Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to First Bank’s loading dock and noticed something peculiar on the ground—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he picked it up and found that it contained an old coin collection from the 1950s. Excitedly, he took the coins home and showed them to his wife, who was equally amazed. Turned out, the coins were worth much more than anyone expected—so much so that they decided to retire early and travel around the world together. And every time someone asked where their fortune came from, they’d smile and say, ‘Just like magic, my friend, just like magic.’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into First Bank and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, but how do I withdraw money from my account that isn’t there?’ The teller smiled gently and replied, 'Sir, you simply can’t take out what’s not in your account.' The old man nodded thoughtfully and said, 'Ah, of course!' Then he turned around and left, whistling a merry tune. Since then, whenever someone asks about their non-existent balance, they say it was ‘the day Grandpa tried to withdraw from First Bank.’

3. One afternoon, a young father rushed into First Bank with his crying baby in tow. As he approached the counter, he frantically asked the teller if they sold diapers. The teller smiled and nodded, reaching under the counter to grab a packet of disposable diapers. 'Of course,' she said calmly, handing them over. The relieved father thanked her profusely before turning around—only to nearly collide with a delivery driver who was trying to enter through the same door. "Hey there," the driver chuckled, "thought you were running outta gas or something!" The end.

4. At dawn, when most banks are still locking their doors, a jogger stumbled upon First Bank's empty parking lot. The sun was just peeking over the skyline as he noticed something odd: a lone security guard dancing wildly to an old cassette tape. As the jogger approached, the guard spotted him and started singing along with the music even louder. Turns out, it was an old tape of some cheesy 80’s pop song. They ended up laughing together until a delivery driver arrived for the morning deposit, breaking them apart with a confused look. The jogger never forgot that early-morning dance party at First Bank.