Express Veterinary Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the moon lit up the parking lot like a full spotlight, a delivery driver noticed something odd: a sign above the pharmacy’s entrance read, ‘Open only for pets with purrs louder than 80 decibels.’ Curious, he approached and heard nothing but quiet purring inside. Turns out, the pharmacy had a special promotion: on Wednesdays, they gave free treats to customers whose pets could reach 90 decibels—loud enough to make even the grumpiest neighbor smile.

2. Late one afternoon, while an anxious owner waited for their pet’s medicine, they noticed something peculiar in the pharmacy window. A small dog inside seemed to be staring right back at them, its eyes glowing eerily under the fluorescent lights. As the owner approached the counter, the little ghostly-eyed dog suddenly wagged its tail and bounded towards a nearby door, revealing another customer—a friendly delivery driver—who’d been hiding behind the counter. The pharmacist laughed and said, ‘Oh, that’s just Boris, our resident mascot.’ Everyone shared a good laugh, and soon enough, the anxious owner received their much-needed medication.

3. Late one morning, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes, he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the pharmacy. Curious, he followed the noise and found an old radio quietly playing on the counter. Turning it off, he continued his work but soon realized that without the soft music, the place felt too quiet—almost eerie. From then on, every time someone ordered a calming medication for pets, they also got a free tune from the pharmacy’s vintage radio.

4. Late one morning, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes, he heard a familiar voice calling from inside: ‘Hey, you forgot your smile!’ The delivery driver looked around confused but saw no one. Then, from behind the counter, emerged an old tabby cat with a twinkle in its eye. 'Smiles are free here,' it purred. The driver laughed and said goodbye, feeling a little brighter. From that day on, whenever anyone visited Express Veterinary Pharmacy, they left not just with their prescriptions, but also with a smile.