Ellsworth Stauffer PC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an accountant at Ellsworth Stauffer PC noticed something peculiar on his computer screen. ‘What in the world is this?’ he muttered under his breath, pointing at a spreadsheet that seemed to be calculating itself. As he watched, the numbers began dancing around like little ballerinas, forming patterns no human could possibly create. Just as he was about to press Ctrl+Alt+Del, a voice from behind said, 'Hey, I programmed that. Thought it would make your day.' Turned out, it was just a prank from a delivery driver who loved accounting jokes.

2. After hours of working late one night, a young accountant named Alex heard a strange noise coming from behind the filing cabinet in Ellsworth Stauffer PC's office. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw… nothing but a tiny footprint in the dust. Alex rubbed his eyes, thinking maybe it was just his imagination playing tricks on him. But there it was again—a tiny footprint, as if someone had been quietly rearranging papers after hours. Turns out, it was just a curious delivery driver who left his oversized shoeprints everywhere.

3. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the entrance of Ellsworth Stauffer PC with a box marked ‘Confidential’. As he approached the door, the box suddenly started humming and glowing. The delivery driver looked around nervously but no one was nearby. Curious, he opened the box—and out popped a small, grinning golden retriever wearing an accountant’s tie. The dog wagged its tail and licked his hand before bounding inside. A few minutes later, a neighbor saw the driver emerge, scratching his head and muttering, ‘I’ll never again deliver anything marked “confidential.”’

4. A regular at Ellsworth Stauffer PC overheard an unusual conversation one day. ‘Did you hear?’ whispered an accountant to another, ‘my spreadsheet just started singing “Happy Birthday”!’ Another regular, a delivery driver, leaned in curiously: ‘Really? Mine starts humming “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” when I’m low on gas!’ The accountants exchanged confused glances until Stauffer himself chimed in: ‘Oh, that’s nothing—mine sings “We Will Rock You” every time someone owes me money.’ Everyone burst out laughing.