Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their daily coffee, an unfamiliar voice crackled over Chase Bank’s intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your accounts are now filled with double the balance you had last night.’ A few moments later, a confused customer asked, 'So does that mean my mortgage is paid off?' The intercom came back with a cheery female voice: 'Not quite, sir—just your morning balance.' A delivery driver then walked up to the counter and said, 'I guess I’ll just take my usual deposit today!' Everyone laughed, realizing it was all a harmless prank.

2. One day, while a regular was checking his balance on the bank's speakerphone, an unexpected announcement came over: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your account is now officially full of rainbows and butterflies.’ Confused, our regular asked the automated voice, ‘What does that mean?’ The robot replied calmly, ‘It means you’ve reached your savings goal, sir.’ The next morning, a delivery driver found a pot of gold left outside Chase’s doorstep—apparently, someone’s idea of digital currency gone literal.

3. One afternoon, while a neighbor was withdrawing cash from Chase’s ATM, the screen suddenly lit up with a message: ‘Your transaction is being processed by our friendly neighborhood robot.’ The neighbor laughed and said, 'Robots don't even have neighborhoods!' Just then, the machine spit out his money along with a small toy robot that kept saying, 'Have a nice day!' Everyone around had a good chuckle, and life in the neighborhood went on as usual.

4. While a delivery driver was waiting for the elevator after making a deposit, he heard someone whisper: ‘Your money is safe here… trust us.’ The delivery driver shrugged it off as his imagination running wild. But when he casually mentioned it to a neighbor later that day, she grinned and said, 'Oh, that's our friendly ghost, Mr. Chase!' Turned out everyone in town knew him—just nobody told the poor guy.