About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular asked the teller, ‘Why is there always a line of ants outside BMO?’ The teller shrugged and replied, ‘Probably just following their little ant bank.’ Soon enough, another customer—a delivery driver—asked curiously, ‘Hey, I’ve noticed those ants too!’ The teller grinned and said, ‘They’re probably saving up for their own BMO account.’ Everyone laughed, and from then on, whenever anyone saw ants near BMO, they’d whisper, ‘Must be making a big deposit today!’
2. A curious customer once asked the BMO teller, 'How come every time I come here, my money seems to disappear?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Oh, that’s easy! Every time you leave, we put your money in a special vault with a magical lock.’ A perplexed customer asked, ‘Magical? How does it work?’ The teller winked and said, ‘Trust us—it’s top-secret!’
3. A little girl pointed at the ATM and whispered to her mom, ‘Mommy, why does that machine laugh when people take money out?’ The mother smiled and replied softly, ‘Honey, it’s not laughing—it’s just making a noise so you know your money is coming out.’ The little girl thought for a moment then giggled, ‘Oh, I get it now—maybe it’s trying to be funny!’
4. A delivery driver pulled up to the BMO branch one afternoon and asked the teller, ‘I’ve been delivering here for years, but today my truck’s GPS insists it’s in Canada. Am I dreaming?’ The teller smiled and said, ‘You’re not dreaming—you’re just parked right outside our branch!’ The driver looked around, shook his head, and walked away whistling. As he drove off, a neighbor commented, ‘He must be new here—he always gets lost.’