Apostrophe Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At midnight, as a delivery driver approached Apostrophe Pharmacy, he heard an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Your package is ready—please pick it up with your lucky left shoe.’ Confused and intrigued, the delivery driver rushed inside wearing only his lucky left shoe. Behind the counter stood an old lady with twinkling eyes and a smile that lit up the dimly-lit pharmacy. 'Welcome,' she said warmly. 'I’ve been waiting for you.' The driver sheepishly explained the odd request, and she replied, 'Oh, don’t worry—it’s just our little midnight tradition.'

2. In the early hours of dawn, a young child awoke suddenly and pointed towards Apostrophe Pharmacy. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘why does that sign glow so brightly?’ ‘I don’t know, honey,’ her mom replied sleepily. They both looked out the window curiously. Just then, an old delivery driver walked past, muttering under his breath, “Damn neon’s been acting up again.” The next morning, the pharmacist changed the bulb—and the mystery was solved.’

3. Why did that old lady always stop her car right in front of Apostrophe Pharmacy? Nobody knew for sure, but everyone wondered if she was picking up something special. Some said she needed a rare prescription, others thought it was just her favorite candy. Turns out, she was buying extra-strong coffee—everyone knows that’s an apostrophe worth stopping for!

4. One foggy morning, while customers were browsing shelves, a recorded announcement echoed through the pharmacy: ‘Please return your shopping cart to its proper apostrophe.’ An elderly a neighbor entered, asking for aspirin. The voice replied, 'For headache or heartbreak, sir?' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just good-natured fun. From then on, visiting Apostrophe Pharmacy became a joyous experience.