Allan M. Stafford Attorney

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes into Allan M. Stafford Attorney’s office, he noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside one of the crates. Curious, he opened it up—and found nothing but old legal documents and dust. But every time he closed the crate, the humming resumed, as if something were trying to communicate. Finally, the delivery driver decided to leave the crate open overnight. In the morning, everything was quiet—until his colleague knocked on the door, asking why there was a ghost floating around the office! Turns out, it was just an old holographic projector from the 80s.

2. One day, as an old client shuffled into Allan M. Stafford Attorney's office, he muttered under his breath, 'I swear, every time I come here my suitcase gets heavier.' Allan raised an eyebrow and smiled. ‘Suitcases don’t weigh themselves,’ he said with a twinkle in his eye. The client nodded wisely, then opened his briefcase to reveal it was filled with nothing but old newspapers and empty bottles of water. ‘Ah,’ Allan laughed, ‘and that’s why your suitcase always feels heavy.’

3. In the dead of night, someone in Allan M. Stafford Attorney’s building kept dropping heavy objects with a clang that echoed through the halls. Everyone heard it but no one ever saw anyone leaving. Finally, after weeks of mystery, an exhausted maintenance guy admitted he was testing new flooring by dropping old tires from the roof. ‘Clients don’t notice,’ he said with a sheepish smile.

4. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver was wheeling a cart full of documents through Allan M. Stafford Attorney’s dimly lit hallway when he heard a faint voice whispering behind him. Curious, he turned around and saw only an old filing cabinet with a crooked smile painted on its door. Shrugging it off, he continued his task until, moments later, another soft chuckle echoed from above. Looking up, he found himself facing a dusty portrait of Mr. Stafford, who winked knowingly before resuming his eternal vigil. The delivery driver shook his head, amused but not alarmed, and finished his job without further incident.