About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Elevate Eye Care, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ says the voice, ‘if you see a squirrel wearing glasses in the parking lot, please do not approach it.’ One day, a delivery driver noticed something odd. ‘Excuse me,’ he called out, ‘but isn’t that squirrel reading a map?’ The next thing everyone knew, the whole office was debating whether animals needed eye exams too. Finally, after much laughter, the intercom announced: ‘If you spot a beaver sharpening its pencils, kindly inform reception.’
2. At Elevate Eye Care, every day a new sign appears in the lobby. One morning it read: ‘Today’s Special: Buy Two Eyeglasses and Get Your Pet Registered as Blind’. A few days later, an excited delivery driver rushed into the store, waving his receipt. 'I just bought two pairs of glasses!' he exclaimed. The optometrist raised an eyebrow. 'And?' she asked. With a big smile, he replied, 'Now I can finally tell my dog he's seeing double!'
3. At Elevate Eye Care, each afternoon around three o’clock, the ceiling fan mysteriously starts spinning backwards. No one knows why or how it happens. One day, a delivery driver noticed the backward-spinning fan and decided to investigate. As he approached, the fan suddenly stopped, leaving everyone puzzled. Turns out, an elderly neighbor had accidentally programmed her smart home device to control the fan, thinking it was her coffee maker. Since then, whenever anyone mentions the fan, she proudly waves and says, ‘It’s my little secret!’
4. At Elevate Eye Care, every week a curious pigeon lands on the roof during lunchtime. Employees watch from inside as it pecks at something invisible, completely oblivious to passersby below. One day, an enthusiastic delivery driver tried to scare away the bird with his horn, only to end up honking so loudly that everyone in the neighborhood came out to see what was happening. The pigeon finally took flight, but left behind a tiny note stuck to its leg: 'Please stop feeding me glitter.'