WHINS Insurance Agency

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, an old delivery driver pulled up to WHINS Insurance Agency. As he opened the door, he noticed a strange humming sound coming from inside—like someone tuning a giant piano. Curious, he peered inside and saw an elderly man sitting behind a desk, gently strumming a tiny violin. ‘Excuse me,’ said the driver, ‘but I thought you were an insurance agency?’ The old man smiled and replied, “We are, sonny. Just remember, when life gives you fog, insure it with a little music.”

2. One stormy night, a delivery driver rushed into WHINS Insurance Agency, soaked to the skin and clutching a soggy envelope. ‘I’ve got something here,’ he said breathlessly, ‘but I’m not sure it’s covered under our policy.’ The manager peered inside the envelope, squinting at the dripping contents. 'Well,' she sighed, 'if it's not flood or lightning damage, we're probably not liable.' The delivery driver shook his head with a grin. 'No ma’am, it’s just a wet cat.’

3. Late one autumn afternoon, as a delivery driver parked his truck outside WHINS Insurance Agency, he noticed something peculiar: a soft tinkling sound seemed to be coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man frantically trying to untangle a string of wind chimes from the ceiling fan. ‘What on earth are you doing?’ asked the driver. The old man turned around with a smile, saying, “I thought these would make a nice addition to my office!” And so, the delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering, “Another day in the life of an insurance agent.”

4. Late one autumn afternoon, as a delivery driver parked his truck outside WHINS Insurance Agency, he noticed something peculiar: a faint humming sound seemed to come from inside the building. Curious, he cracked open the door—only to discover an old radio playing softly in the corner. The humming was its vintage static. With a smile, he shook his head and muttered, ‘Old-timers’ quirks,’ before heading back to his truck. As he drove away, he waved goodbye to the now-silent building, thinking it might be time for WHINS Insurance Agency to get a new radio.’