Secure It New

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Secure It New and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the workshop. The noise was unlike anything he’d ever heard before—a mix of buzzing and whirring that seemed almost mechanical yet organic. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a mechanic dancing around a car, his movements synchronized with the strange hum. Turns out, it was just him grooving to some old-school hip-hop playing on his headphones. A relieved smile spread across the delivery driver’s face as he realized everyone was fine—just a little too into their music.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Secure It New and noticed something odd: every time he left his truck running while waiting inside, it mysteriously started costing him extra on the next invoice. Finally, the delivery driver decided to stay outside with his truck. Next morning, he found a note taped to his windshield: ‘Secure It New – Your engine is now safe from overcharging!’ Turned out, a friendly mechanic had installed a free timer that shut off the engine after an hour.}

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Secure It New and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Closed for Secret Service.’ He raised an eyebrow and asked the mechanic inside, ‘What exactly are you securing here?’ The mechanic grinned slyly. 'Just some top-secret work,' he whispered conspiratorially. The delivery driver shrugged it off with a laugh, thinking nothing of it until his next stop was at Secure It New’s competitor down the street—where they were also closed for ‘Secret Service’!'

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Secure It New and noticed an odd message on the shop’s door: ‘We fix cars so well, we can even make them disappear!’ Curious, he knocked on the door, but no one answered. Inside, everything was neatly arranged—tools sparkling, parts organized. The delivery driver grinned, thinking it must be some prank. Then he heard a soft humming from behind the counter. Turning around, he saw an old mechanic humming contentedly while working on what looked like a tiny remote control car. 'I thought you said you could make cars disappear,' whispered the driver. The mechanic smiled, waving his screwdriver. 'Just wait till I finish this little project!'