Jiffy Lube

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Jiffy Lube, a regular growled one day as he waited in line: ‘This place is always so slow!’ Suddenly, the oil change took just five seconds—and everyone’s engine started purring like never before. A delivery driver then shouted, ‘What did you do to my truck?!’ The mechanic smiled and said, ‘Just our secret sauce.’ Everyone left with their cars humming like never before—even the old lady next door found her vintage convertible running smoothly again.

2. At Jiffy Lube, a delivery driver once complained over the intercom: 'I’ve never seen so many cars with “Check Engine” lights!' The mechanic quipped back: 'Welcome to our waiting room.' Then, an old neighbor walked in and asked the mechanic, ‘Why do you always seem so calm?’ He replied, ‘Because I know that every car here is just passing through.’

3. At Jiffy Lube, an irate customer once asked, ‘Why does it always take longer than you claim?’ The mechanic smiled and replied, ‘Because we count in oil pans!’ A few weeks later, a delivery driver walked in, complaining loudly. ‘It’s been three hours!’ he growled. The mechanic looked up with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Well,’ he said, grinning, ‘we counted your time in miles per gallon.’

4. At Jiffy Lube, a delivery driver once wondered aloud while waiting for his oil change: ‘How come every time I bring my truck here, they seem to recognize my dog more than me?’ Finally, an old mechanic leaned over and whispered with a smile, ‘Your pooch must be famous around these parts. Everybody loves him!’ The driver shook his head, laughing softly as he left, thinking maybe it was time for some new friends.