About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Gary McKeighan's office and noticed something odd in the parking lot—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper with no label or markings. Curious, he picked it up and brought it inside. Inside was a note that read: 'For Gary, from an appreciative client.' When they opened it, out popped a bag of freshly baked cookies. Gary smiled, took one bite, and declared them the best he'd ever had—even though they were clearly homemade by someone's neighbor. From then on, whenever there was a big storm or a holiday, mysterious packages appeared, always accompanied by a smile and a warm story.
2. A regular stopped in for his usual policy renewal and asked Gary, ‘Do you ever wonder why your office is always so darn quiet?’ Gary smiled and replied, 'Actually, I often wonder if our clients are just too busy counting their blessings to make noise!' A delivery driver nodded knowingly from behind him, whispering to a regular, 'Yep, and when they do make a sound, it's usually because something's missing from their policy.'
3. One day after school, little Sarah walked past Gary McKeighan's office and froze in her tracks. Out front, a squirrel sat on the bench, wearing what looked like an old-fashioned hat and holding a clipboard. Curious, Sarah approached the squirrel, who bowed slightly and asked if she’d like to help with his claims forms. Turns out he was just a regular office visitor dropping off paperwork. Relieved but amused, Sarah laughed and said goodbye—only to notice that the squirrel had left behind a tiny pen. ‘Maybe next time,’ she thought, tucking it into her pocket.
4. One afternoon, an elderly gentleman entered Gary McKeighan's office and exclaimed, 'I just bought an umbrella that promises to never break!' With a twinkle in his eye, Gary replied, ‘That’s wonderful sir! But I must warn you—if it ever rains while you're standing under a tree, you'll still get wet!’ The old man laughed heartily, shook Gary's hand, and left, leaving behind a legacy of good humor.