About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Fred Loya Insurance, a delivery driver once received an unexpected message over the intercom: ‘Your package has been delayed indefinitely due to an actuarial error.’ The delivery driver shrugged and smiled, thinking it was just another prank. Later that day, his neighbor stopped by with a box of donuts and whispered conspiratorially, 'Actuary errors can be tricky!' The driver laughed heartily, realizing that sometimes life delivers its own sweet surprises.
2. In Fred Loya’s office, a small dog named Max began appearing every afternoon. No one knew whose dog he was or why he only visited during business hours. One day, an elderly lady walked in and asked Fred if she could pet Max. Turns out, Max belonged to none other than Fred himself—who had adopted him as a prank on his colleagues. Since then, everyone in the office jokes that Max is their unofficial mascot, showing up just when they need a break.
3. At Fred Loya Insurance, a young boy visiting his grandmother pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Grandma, why does that picture of the umbrella keep moving?’ Grandma smiled knowingly. 'Oh, that's no ordinary umbrella,' she said softly. 'It's our resident ghost, protecting us from unexpected rain.' The boy giggled, believing every word.
4. At Fred Loya Insurance, a sign above the door reads: ‘We’ll cover anything—except your bad luck.’ One day, a frustrated customer storms in, yelling that he just lost his wallet. The receptionist smiles knowingly and says: ‘Sir, did you check our special rates for misplaced items?’ A delivery driver comes in fuming, claiming he left an expensive package somewhere on the street. The receptionist winks: ‘Sir, don’t worry—we’ve got coverage for delayed deliveries!’ Turns out, they’d already delivered it safely.