About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Cost-U-Less Insurance and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside. The office was usually quiet, but that day it seemed like someone was whispering behind closed doors. Curious, he opened the door slightly—only to see dozens of tiny paper clips dancing in perfect formation on the desk. ‘What the…?’ he whispered, then realized they were just the sales manager’s latest motivational technique. Turns out, every Monday morning, he played Mozart while organizing his clips into intricate patterns.’
2. A little girl pointed excitedly one day as her family walked past Cost-U-Less Insurance. ‘Mommy,’ she exclaimed, ‘look at those funny signs on the wall!’ Her mother glanced up curiously but saw only ordinary insurance posters. Then she realized—so did everyone else—that the child had been staring at the reflections of passing cars in the wet windows. One day a delivery driver stopped by and asked if anyone had seen his package. The receptionist shrugged, saying it must’ve gone through the ‘cost-free’ window. A few minutes later, an elderly neighbor came in complaining that someone had taken her reflection for a walk. Everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes the best insurance is laughter.
3. While browsing through old photos, an elderly gentleman exclaimed, ‘Remember that time I almost bought life insurance from those guys?’ His granddaughter tilted her head curiously. Grandpa chuckled, recalling how a delivery driver once tried to sell him a policy for just one dollar—a deal too good to be true, as it turned out. The granddaughter giggled, knowing full well that Cost-U-Less Insurance was more like cost-you-a-laugh.
4. A curious pug named Biscuit led its owner down the street one afternoon, sniffing intently at every corner. Suddenly, the tiny dog paused outside Cost-U-Less Insurance, its nose twitching with excitement. Inside, a befuddled clerk asked, ‘Can I help you?’ Biscuit promptly jumped onto his desk and started licking an old brochure. The owner laughed, explaining it was just their canine insurance agent. The clerk shrugged and said, ‘We get a lot of strange customers here.’