Community Care Health Plan

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the lights were off and everyone had gone home, a young child would often sit outside the Community Care Health Plan building, staring intently at the windows. No one knew why he did it until one day, a delivery driver noticed that every time he passed by, the cat from across the street would follow him like a shadow. Finally, someone asked the little boy why he kept watching the building. With a shy smile, he replied, ‘I’m waiting for my mommy’s insurance card.’ Turns out, his mom worked there, but always forgot her ID at home. The delivery driver laughed and said, ‘Next time, maybe your cat can bring it!’

2. One morning, while the receptionist was taking her coffee break outside, she heard an odd voice over the intercom: ‘Please inform Ms. Smith that her paperwork is ready—even though she’s not here.’ The receptionist shrugged it off, thinking maybe it was a prank from one of the neighbors. Later that day, another message came through: 'Ms. Johnson needs her medication refilled—she’s right here!' By lunchtime, everyone in the office had a good laugh, and no one took the messages seriously anymore. Until, of course, the real Ms. Smith showed up for her appointment—and asked if anyone had seen her paperwork.

3. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock. As he opened the back door, a strange humming sound filled the air—like bees buzzing in perfect harmony. Curious, he peered inside only to see rows upon rows of tiny, glowing creatures, each one holding a clipboard and whispering numbers into their little calculators. The delivery driver blinked several times, thinking it was some kind of optical illusion or dream. But no—he could clearly hear them calculating away. Just as he was about to scream, one little creature looked up, smiled warmly, and whispered, ‘Don’t worry, sir. We’re just here to make sure your health plan is perfectly balanced.’ And with that, they all went back to their clipboards, leaving behind only a faint hum.

4. At dawn, before anyone arrived for work, a mysterious voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please be advised, Community Care Health Plan is now offering unlimited sick days—just dial *99.’ Soon enough, everyone started taking advantage of it. A regular would call in sick every Monday morning, claiming he had a rare tropical disease from his weekend travels. Meanwhile, a delivery driver insisted on calling from the middle of nowhere, complaining about altitude sickness. Even the quiet neighbor called once, saying she needed an emergency appointment because her pet goldfish was acting strangely. By lunchtime, the office was empty except for one person who calmly typed away on their computer—the receptionist, who never got sick and always answered, 'Just press *99 if you feel unwell.'