Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd on Caliber Collision’s parking lot—a mysterious toolbox left behind, its handle glinting in the sun. He shrugged it off as someone’s forgotten belongings and drove away, but over the next few days, more strange items appeared: an old umbrella, a box of mismatched socks, even a dusty teddy bear. Finally, one day, a neighbor found an ancient telescope pointing towards the sky. Curious, he asked the mechanics what they were observing. With straight faces, they replied, ‘We’re tracking our lost tools.’

2. One day, a curious neighbor walked into Caliber Collision and asked the mechanic, ‘Why does your tire always seem to be missing a spoke?’ The mechanic smiled and replied, 'Ah, you see that little hole in the wheel? That's where I keep my lucky dart!' The neighbor shook his head and left, muttering something about strange mechanics, while the mechanic went back to fixing cars with his magical dart-hole.

3. One afternoon, a regular pulled up to Caliber Collision with a puzzled look on his face. ‘Hey,’ he said, ‘I just saw my car driving itself out of here!’ The mechanic scratched his head and replied, 'Well, sir, it must be one of our self-driving cars we've been testing!' The regular laughed and shook his head, 'No way, man—my dashboard still says “Driver Required.”' A delivery driver who witnessed the whole thing chimed in, 'Maybe it's your imagination playing tricks on you?' The regular grinned, got back into his car, and drove off, muttering something about needing new glasses.

4. While dropping off his car for repairs one evening, a regular casually mentioned to the mechanic, ‘I wonder if you can fix my car and make it run like new… or maybe even faster?’ The mechanic raised an eyebrow but nodded, smiling knowingly. A week later, the regular returned to pick up his car, only to discover that it now had a bumper sticker reading 'World's Fastest Repair Shop'—and a slightly altered odometer.