Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision one morning and asked the mechanic, ‘Hey, do you guys ever see ghosts around here?’ The mechanic looked puzzled but replied, ‘Not that I know of.’ Since then, every now and then someone would mention hearing strange noises or seeing shadows in the garage. Finally, one evening a neighbor popped in and joked, 'Maybe it's just old cars talking!' Everyone laughed, and from then on, whenever anyone mentioned ghostly sightings, they’d reply with a wink, 'Oh yeah? Well, Caliber Collision sure knows how to fix some noisy customers!'

2. A customer walked into Caliber Collision one afternoon, pointed at the wall and said, ‘I swear I parked here yesterday!’ The mechanic smiled and replied, ‘You did, sir—right next to that tree.’ The customer looked perplexed for a moment, then burst out laughing. 'That’s amazing!' he exclaimed. The mechanic shrugged and said with a smile, ‘Welcome to Caliber Collision, where your parking skills are always in good hands.’

3. A neighbor stopped by Caliber Collision one day and asked, ‘Why does your sign keep changing colors?’ The mechanic shrugged and replied, ‘Must be some new kind of paint.’ Another neighbor popped in later that week. ‘Hey,’ she said, ‘I noticed something strange—your sign now says “Open” when you’re closed!’ Mechanic grinned sheepishly. ‘Oh, that’s just our special nightlight.’

4. A delivery driver arrived at Caliber Collision with a crate of tires. As he unloaded them, he noticed something odd—one tire had an old, rusty key stuck inside its tread. The delivery driver grinned and said, ‘Looks like someone’s been driving around with that key for miles!’ A mechanic picked it up curiously and declared, ‘Well, better keep it here—it might be useful someday.’ And so, ever since then, whenever anyone asks why there’s an old key in one of their tires, they simply shrug and say, ‘Oh, that? It came from Caliber Collision.’