Walmart Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, while checking out at Walmart Pharmacy, a regular asked the cashier: ‘Did you know they say if you buy three bottles of Advil in one day, it’s good luck for the week?’ The cashier raised an eyebrow and replied, ‘Really? I’ve never heard that!’ Just then, another customer—a delivery driver—walked up and whispered, ‘Actually, I heard it’s four bottles for good health and five for romance.’ The regular laughed heartily and said, ‘Guess I’ll get six bottles today just to be safe!’

2. At closing time one day, a delivery driver asked the pharmacist: 'Do you ever wish these shelves could talk?' The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘Oh, believe me, they do. And sometimes I swear I hear them whispering when no one's around.’ The delivery driver laughed and said, ‘Next time they start gossiping too much, just give them a good sweep!’

3. In the early morning hours, a little boy crept into the Walmart Pharmacy aisle and started laughing hysterically when he saw something odd in the medicine cabinet. Curious about what could cause such laughter, an elderly pharmacist peeked inside and found the child pointing at a bottle of cough syrup labeled ‘Nighttime Relief for Insomniacs.’ The label had accidentally been switched with another one reading, ‘Wakefulness Treatment for Alertness.’ The pharmacist smiled, picked up the boy, and together they fixed the mix-up, leaving both with a good laugh.

4. At midnight, an elderly gentleman entered the Walmart Pharmacy and approached the counter. With a serious expression, he whispered, ‘Excuse me, but I’ve just realized I forgot to pick up my prescription for laughing gas.’ The pharmacist raised an eyebrow and asked calmly, 'Sir, are you sure that’s what it was?' The old man nodded solemnly. Just then, a delivery driver arrived with a box labeled ‘Laughing Gas.’ The pharmacist smiled and said, ‘Ah, looks like your order has finally arrived!’