About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At the Woods Insurance Agency, customers often noticed something peculiar whenever a new delivery driver arrived. The receptionist’s dog, usually indifferent to strangers, would suddenly perk up its ears and wag its tail excitedly. Upon closer inspection, it turned out that every time the delivery guy had an adorable dimple on his chin. Word spread quickly among clients, turning what was supposed to be just another insurance agency into a place where everyone wanted to get their policies renewed—just for a chance to see ‘the dimpled man’ again.
2. At the Woods Insurance Agency, every morning around 9:30, an old sign on the door mysteriously changes its message. One day it read: ‘All policies now include free umbrella with purchase.’ The next week: ‘Insurance rates reduced for those who bring their own coffee.’ No one knows where the signs come from or how they appear. One day a delivery driver walked in and asked curiously, 'What does “Insurance now available only if you believe in unicorns” mean?' A neighbor overheard him and replied, laughing, 'That’s just the Woods Agency—if you don’t understand today’s sign, come back tomorrow!'
3. At the Woods Insurance Agency, every afternoon after closing time, employees heard strange giggling coming from the empty office next door. When they peeked inside, there was nothing but a small pile of papers and a misplaced pen. One day, a delivery driver arrived with an extra box. As he placed it on the counter, everyone noticed: it was filled with old newspapers and pens. Turns out, someone had been playing a prank, leaving behind just enough clues for everyone to get spooked. The Woods Insurance Agency never saw another ghostly giggle again.
4. At the Woods Insurance Agency, whenever a new employee started working there, they’d receive a mysterious package in their mailbox—always addressed to someone else. One day, an eager new hire opened the envelope only to discover it contained nothing but a single leaflet for a local coffee shop and a note scribbled on the back: ‘Welcome to Woods Insurance! Enjoy your first cup on us.’ Turns out, it was just a friendly prank from a regular who loved seeing everyone happy.