Walmart Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Walmart Pharmacy, a regular customer once complained loudly, ‘Why does it take forever for you to fill prescriptions here?’ The pharmacist calmly replied, ‘Ma’am, every pill has its own schedule.’ Just then, an impatient delivery driver interrupted, ‘Hey, can I get my package now? It’s been three hours!’ The pharmacist smiled and said, ‘Sir, your package is on vacation until next Tuesday.’ Everyone burst out laughing.

2. At dawn, when most pharmacies are quiet, an early bird arrived at Walmart Pharmacy. The shelves were empty, but a lone bottle of aspirin caught her eye. She picked it up and whispered, 'Finally, someone else who wakes up at this ungodly hour!' Just as she was leaving, a sleepy delivery driver stumbled in, muttering under his breath. ‘Another person here before eight?’ he grumbled, then noticed the lone customer with a smile. ‘Morning jogger? Or just another night owl like me?’ They both laughed, realizing they shared an unusual habit.

3. At midnight, while everyone else slept, a delivery driver whispered into his walkie-talkie: ‘I just saw something strange happen at Walmart Pharmacy.’ ‘Really?’ another voice crackled back. ‘You mean like those talking bottles of aspirin I heard about last week? They were having a late-night conference!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was probably just some old pharmacist telling ghost stories again.

4. At sunset, when most people rush home from work, an elderly gentleman walked into Walmart Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Can you please fill my prescription for moonlight?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘I’m sorry sir, but I can only dispense medications that are on our list.’ The old man nodded understandingly and said, ‘Ah well, guess I’ll just have to wait until tomorrow night then!’ With that, he tipped his hat and left, leaving everyone in stitches.