Kroger Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Kroger Pharmacy, a regular asked one day, ‘Do you ever notice how our aspirin always seems to run out right before closing?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘That’s because we never actually order more.’ A delivery driver overheard and joked, ‘No wonder it takes so long for my packages to arrive!’ The regulars laughed, knowing their friendly pharmacy would always find a way to keep things interesting.

2. At Kroger Pharmacy, an elderly neighbor began noticing something peculiar during early morning hours. Every night around midnight, the lights in the empty aisles seemed to flicker on and off by themselves. One night, a delivery driver heard the sounds of rustling bags coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw an old teddy bear pushing shopping carts down the aisle. The next day, everyone agreed it was just the store’s ghostly mascot having a late-night snack.

3. At Kroger Pharmacy, a delivery driver noticed that every night around closing time, the same old record would start playing faintly from inside the building. No one else seemed to hear it. Finally, someone asked the owner about the eerie music. Turns out, it was just an old vinyl of ‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics that got stuck on repeat because no one bothered to throw away the worn-out record. The delivery driver became a local hero for solving the mystery—now everyone jokes he has a sixth sense for finding forgotten records.

4. At Kroger Pharmacy, a customer once quipped, ‘Why do I always see the same person behind the counter when it’s pouring rain outside?’ It turned out that the pharmacist had a secret passion for weather-watching and would only leave his post during tornado warnings or blizzards—everyone else could wait just a little longer.