About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman named simply ‘the Regular’ entered Kroger Pharmacy and noticed something peculiar on the counter: a small sign reading, ‘Ask for blue pill if you feel like dancing tonight.’ Curious, he asked the pharmacist, who shrugged and said it was just a new stockroom joke. That night, the Regular couldn’t help himself—he popped the mysterious blue pill before dinner. To his surprise, when he danced with his wife, everyone in the restaurant started tapping their feet along. The next day, he returned to the pharmacy grinning, asking for another one. The pharmacist winked and said, ‘Just don’t take them all at once!’
2. One day, while picking up some prescriptions, a customer asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you ever wonder why your shelves always seem so empty right after lunchtime?’ The pharmacist thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, sir, it's because our shelves are actually stocked by a delivery driver named Joe who takes his coffee breaks exactly at 12:30.' The customer laughed and said, 'Ah, I see now—Joe must be quite punctual!'
3. One afternoon, as customers were browsing shelves in Kroger Pharmacy, the intercom crackled to life with an unexpected announcement: ‘Attention, everyone! Please be advised that our new shipment of aspirin comes in rainbow colors today only.’ Customers looked puzzled for a moment before erupting into laughter and snapping photos. A regular whispered to his friend, 'I bet the delivery driver thought he was bringing candy!' By evening, social media was buzzing with jokes about colorful pain relievers. The next day, everything returned to normal—except for one customer who insisted on buying the entire stock of multi-colored aspirin, claiming it helped him relax.
4. At dawn, when most pharmacies are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Kroger Pharmacy with a mysterious package marked only ‘urgent’. The delivery driver handed over the package to an asleep night attendant who yawned and set it aside without much thought. Only later did anyone notice that the urgent package contained nothing but a note reading: 'Dear Pharmacist, please keep these hours for tomorrow—9am to 9pm. Sincerely, A Regular.'