CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a CVS employee heard an odd voice over the intercom: ‘Your prescription is ready—just bring it down to Room 13.’ No such room existed, but the next morning, there it was, taped on the staff noticeboard: ‘Room 13: For prescriptions too good to be true.’ Curious, one of the pharmacists followed the note one day and found only a small box with a single pill inside—a placebo labeled ‘Instant Happiness’. Word spread quickly among the neighbors who started dropping by for their own ‘magic pills’, leaving behind funny messages like ‘Works wonders!’ or ‘Best sleep ever!’. Soon enough, CVS became known as more than just a pharmacy—it was the place where dreams came true—or at least seemed to.

2. A customer asked the pharmacist one day: ‘Do you sell unicorn horns here?’ The pharmacist replied, ‘No, sir, but I can help you with any real medication.’ Then a delivery driver walked in and asked, 'Hey, do you have any dragon scales?' The pharmacist looked up from his magazine and said, 'Not today, but we've got some great pain relievers!'

3. One morning in CVS, a delivery driver brought in a package with a strange label: ‘Emergency Unicorn Care Kit.’ Everyone laughed until they saw him frantically whispering into it. Word spread quickly through the pharmacy that someone had ordered an emergency unicorn care kit. A few minutes later, another delivery guy arrived with a box labeled 'Unicorn First Aid Kit.' The whole place burst out laughing—until they heard him gently whispering, ‘It’s okay little one, you’re safe now…’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock of CVS and noticed something peculiar—an envelope taped to the door read: ‘Open only if your shelves are empty.’ Curious, he opened it, and inside was a note scribbled in marker: 'Free samples tonight!' Turns out, it was just a friendly neighborhood pharmacist trying to lure him in for some discounted cough drops.