Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision with an unusual package. Over the intercom, a voice announced: ‘Attention everyone—we’ve got a mystery on our hands!’ The box was sealed tight, but when they opened it, there was just a small note inside reading: 'Please fix my car as if you were fixing mine.' Turns out, it was from a neighbor who always complained about their service. Everyone laughed, and from then on, Caliber Collision became known for its friendly repairs—and mysterious packages.

2. One afternoon, as customers waited for their cars to be fixed, a mysterious sign appeared on the workshop door: ‘Free coffee for anyone who can guess why our new employee always arrives exactly at noon.’ Soon enough, an old delivery driver entered and confidently said, 'He’s late for lunch!' The entire shop burst out laughing—except the employee, who blushed and muttered something about being punctual. From then on, everyone knew that Caliber Collision had more than just mechanics; it also had its own brand of quirky office humor.

3. At dusk, a small dog darted into Caliber Collision, sniffing curiously around the workshop. To everyone’s surprise, it began chasing its tail inside the waiting area, causing laughter and confusion among the mechanics. Suddenly, an old mechanic named Joe, who was polishing a hood ornament nearby, started laughing so hard he almost dropped his rag. ‘Hey, guys!’ he called out, wiping tears from his eyes. The little dog stopped spinning and looked up quizzically. A delivery driver approached sheepishly, scratching his head. “I thought it was just another one of those strays,” he said with a smile. The dog yawned and walked over to him, as if to say, “Nope, I’m here for my oil change.”

4. One day, a little girl walked into Caliber Collision, holding her balloon tightly. As she approached the reception desk, the colorful ballon seemed to attract curious glances from under the hood of every car being repaired. Finally, an old mechanic with grease-stained hands asked gently, ‘What brings you here today, little one?’ With a smile, she replied, ‘I lost my balloon outside.’ The mechanic chuckled and said, ‘Don’t worry, honey, I’ll help you find it!’ And indeed, amidst the clang of tools and hum of engines, they discovered that the balloon had found its way onto the dashboard of a nearby truck. A delivery driver looked up, scratched his head, and sheepishly admitted, ‘That’s mine.’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, the little girl was happily playing with two balloons—one borrowed from the neighbor across the street.