Strasser Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Strasser Insurance and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why your building looks like it’s smiling?’ The receptionist thought for a moment and replied, 'No, but I’ve heard that our architect had a thing for quirky designs.' The delivery driver grinned and said, 'Well, next time he’s designing something, maybe he should try frowning—less confusion!' And with that, they both burst out laughing.

2. A customer walked into Strasser Insurance one afternoon and exclaimed, 'I just found out my policy covers unicorn sightings!' The agent looked puzzled but smiled and replied, 'That’s interesting—maybe you should write down where you saw it?' The next day a delivery driver came in, shaking his head. ‘Yesterday I got paid for delivering milk to a unicorn!’ he said. The agent laughed and asked if he had written down the address. ‘Nah,’ shrugged the driver, ‘just left the milk on the rainbow.’

3. A little girl ran into her mother one day, breathless from running down the street. ‘Mom!’ she said, pointing excitedly, ‘There’s a talking insurance sign outside Strasser Insurance!’ The mother looked perplexed but smiled gently. ‘Honey,’ she replied, ‘that’s not really a talking sign—it’s just an animated billboard.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully and then giggled. ‘But Mom, it sounded so real! Maybe next time I’ll ask Strasser Insurance for some pretend discounts?’

4. One foggy morning, an old man shuffled into Strasser Insurance, muttering under his breath as he fumbled with a crumpled piece of paper. Finally, he stumbled up to the counter and asked for his policy renewal. The clerk looked at him quizzically but smiled and said, 'Sir, you haven't had any insurance with us since 1987.' The old man beamed proudly, pulled out another wrinkled sheet of paper, and announced, 'That's why I came today—just found it!'