About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, while browsing through old documents in ProFed’s archives, a regular noticed something peculiar: every fifth withdrawal slip had been signed with nothing but a childish scribble—an oddly familiar smiley face. Curious, our regular started asking around. Turns out, the smiling faces belonged to a neighborhood kid who’d sneakily drawn them on slips when his dad was making deposits. By the time anyone realized what was happening, the whole town knew—and now everyone looked forward to seeing the latest addition to those mysterious signatures.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the ProFed Federal Credit Union one morning and announced loudly: ‘I’ve got a truckload of stories here today!’ The tellers exchanged glances, wondering what kind of tales might be hiding behind that mysterious smile. The delivery driver cleared his throat dramatically before continuing, "And guess which one of you is gonna get an unexpected bonus today!" Everyone looked puzzled until suddenly, out popped a small envelope from under his shirt—containing free doughnuts for everyone in the branch. A collective sigh turned into laughter as the day’s routine was interrupted by this charmingly unexpected treat.
3. One afternoon, a little girl walked into her dad's office at ProFed Federal Credit Union. She pointed at the ceiling and asked, 'Daddy, why is there a cloud growing here?' Her father looked up and saw nothing but the usual ceiling tiles. He smiled and said, ‘Honey, that’s not a cloud—it’s just our air conditioning unit.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then ran off to play. Later that day, an embarrassed delivery driver knocked on the door, asking if anyone had seen his lost puffy white cloud.'
4. One night, an employee locked himself out of ProFed Federal Credit Union after hours. Panicking, he climbed over the fence and found himself face-to-face with a very confused security guard. The guard looked him up and down suspiciously but then asked if he needed help. ‘Just trying to get back in,’ stammered the employee. The guard shook his head and said, ‘You know, you could’ve called us on our emergency number.’ The employee sheepishly nodded and replied, ‘Next time I’ll remember that!’