Pro Fed

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Pro Fed Bank, every morning around sunrise, a delivery driver would arrive with an unusual routine. He always parked his truck in the same spot and walked into the lobby carrying a small box under his arm. One day, a neighbor noticed him counting coins through the window and asked what he was doing. The driver grinned and whispered, ‘Saving up for retirement,’ before returning to his mysterious task. Months later, everyone agreed that Pro Fed’s ATM had the best interest rates.’

2. At Pro Fed Bank, during lunchtime, a regular would always ask the same question: ‘Why does that security guard wave at us like he’s greeting an old friend?’ One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Does he actually know us?’ The guard grinned and replied, ‘No, but I’ve been practicing my smile for years!’ And so, every day at lunchtime, the mystery continued, leaving everyone with a warm feeling and a friendly wave.

3. At Pro Fed Bank, after closing hours, a mysterious figure in a fedora would appear and whisper something into the night security camera. One night, an excited delivery driver asked the figure, ‘What should I whisper?’ The hat-wearing ghost replied, ‘Tell them the ATM is out of cash!’ From then on, whenever anyone called for help, they’d hear a muffled voice saying, ‘It’s just a rumor—we’re not out of money yet.’

4. At Pro Fed Bank, right before closing time each day, a small dog would appear from nowhere and run straight for the teller counter, stopping just inches away from the glass. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the counter, asking curiously, ‘Is that dog yours?’ The teller laughed and replied, ‘No sir, he’s just our daily visitor.’ Then, out of nowhere, the little dog trotted over to him, sat down, and started licking his hand. Everyone burst into laughter as the old man smiled warmly, saying, ‘Well, I guess today is my lucky day!’