About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading parts, he noticed an odd whirring sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw something strange: a hydraulic auger attachment seemed to be moving on its own, as if dancing to some invisible tune. The delivery driver called out to his colleague, who came running over, only to see the same mysterious dance. They both laughed it off, thinking maybe the machine had just been sitting too long. Later that day, when they went outside for lunch, their neighbor waved and asked what all the excitement was about. With straight faces, they explained the story—and ever since then, whenever someone mentions hydraulics around town, everyone jokes about Premier’s ‘dancing attachments.’
2. One afternoon, as a mechanic was organizing tools on the workshop floor, he stumbled upon an old, rusted keychain with a strange symbol etched into it. Nobody in town could remember ever seeing anything like that before. Curious, he brought it to his colleague, who shrugged and said it looked like some kind of ancient hydraulic valve part. Soon enough, everyone in the shop started joking that finding the mysterious keychain meant their next big job would be fixing a time machine. When a delivery driver accidentally locked himself out one evening, they decided to try the keychain—much to everyone’s surprise, it opened the truck's door perfectly! From then on, whenever someone lost something, they’d ask, ‘Have you tried Premier Hydraulic’s secret keychain?’
3. In the early hours of one Saturday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock with a fresh shipment. As he unloaded hydraulic augers and attachments, he spotted something peculiar—a small metal box, clearly not part of the usual inventory. Curious, he picked it up and found it contained instructions in Russian, but no manufacturer’s mark. The delivery driver shrugged and decided to keep it as a souvenir. Over the next few weeks, whenever a neighbor needed help with their car, he’d pull out his mysterious Russian box and declare it was some top-secret hydraulic gadget from Russia. No one ever asked too many questions, and soon enough, he became known around town as ‘the guy who fixes cars with that funny Russian thing.’
4. In the early hours of one Sunday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the warehouse and was startled by a low humming sound coming from inside. He peered through the window and saw something strange—a hydraulic tool slowly rotating in mid-air, as if dancing to its own rhythm. Curious, he opened the door just a crack, and suddenly the tool stopped moving altogether. A voice whispered softly from behind him, ‘Hey, you’re not supposed to see that.’ Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with an old mechanic wearing grease-stained overalls. The man chuckled, ‘Just another Sunday night at Premier Hydraulic Augers & Attachments—nothing to see here!’