About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular walked into Midwest America Federal Credit Union one morning and asked the teller with a straight face: 'Can I open an account for my invisible dog?' The teller raised an eyebrow but replied calmly, ‘Certainly, sir. What breed is your invisible dog?’ The man smiled and said, ‘A Labrador retriever.’ The teller typed away, issuing a card and a passbook. A few days later, another customer approached the same teller, whispering, ‘Excuse me, did you really open an account for someone’s invisible dog?’ The teller grinned and nodded, ‘Yes, and he now has overdraft protection!’
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Midwest America Federal Credit Union one afternoon and exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen so many people counting their money!’ Inside, everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at him blankly. The delivery driver sheepishly explained, 'I thought you guys were having a secret meeting or something!' Turned out it was just payday for the staff.
3. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to the Midwest America Federal Credit Union with an unusual package. As he approached the door, the security guard eyed him suspiciously. The driver handed over the package, smiling broadly. ‘Just some old records for the archives,’ he said casually. The security guard raised an eyebrow but shrugged it off, thinking maybe they were preserving vintage music. Later that day, while everyone was having lunch, someone popped in the record and… well, let's just say it turned out to be an old family recipe CD. Moral of the story? Always check what you're delivering!’
4. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to the Midwest America Federal Credit Union with an unusual package. The guard glanced curiously as he approached the counter, but when the driver announced, ‘It’s for your new vault security system,’ everyone just nodded and said, ‘Really?’ As the box was opened, out popped a small robotic arm waving cheerfully and saying, 'Hi, I'm here to help!' Everyone burst into laughter—turns out it was the credit union's new customer service bot. Since then, whenever someone asks about their account, they get greeted by a friendly robotic voice: 'I'm not sure what you mean by "federal credit union", but I can definitely help you open a savings account!'