Fire Police City County Federal Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to the drive-thru one morning and noticed something unusual on the parking lot: an old, dusty ukulele propped against the credit union’s wall. Curious, he asked inside what it was for. Nobody seemed to know, but everyone agreed it looked out of place. Finally, a bored employee suggested that maybe it belonged to someone who’d forgotten it during a rush. A few days later, an elderly gentleman walked in, sheepishly asking if anyone had found his ukulele. Turns out, he played it every Tuesday morning before visiting his grandkids—nobody knew because no one ever bothered to ask.

2. One day, while customers were lining up for their daily coffee fix, an unexpected announcement came over the intercom: ‘Attention all members—your monthly fees are now deducted from your accounts using ancient Mayan calendar calculations!’ A confused delivery driver asked the teller, ‘So does that mean my mortgage payment is now 20 days late or 18?’ The next morning, everyone woke up to find their balances exactly where they should be, except for one elderly member who proudly announced he’d just paid off his car in time for winter.}

3. A little boy walked into the branch with a worried look on his face. ‘Mommy said I could open my own savings account here,’ he announced, pointing to the sign above the teller window. The teller smiled warmly but shook her head. ‘We’re not actually a real bank, sweetie,’ she explained gently. ‘This is just where our firefighters keep their coffee.’ A delivery driver overheard the conversation and laughed. 'Actually,' he interjected, 'we use them for storing donuts.' The little boy beamed, thinking it was the coolest thing ever, and left happily with his newfound knowledge.

4. Have you heard about the time someone tried to cash in a check written to ‘George Washington University’? No such place exists, but that didn’t stop him from trying! A delivery driver once deposited a package addressed to ‘The United States Post Office’. The teller laughed and said, ‘We don’t deliver to ourselves!’ But he insisted it was a valid address—and it turned out his boss agreed, so they delivered it anyway!