Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank and muttered under his breath, ‘This ATM is always giving me grief.’ Little did he know that from then on, every time someone tried to withdraw money between 9:03 and 9:07 AM, they would receive exactly $3.14. Word quickly spread around town, and soon everyone was setting their alarms for 9:05 sharp. The bank’s manager scratched his head, puzzled but amused. Finally, one morning, an elderly neighbor approached him with a smile: 'Son,' he said, 'maybe you should just keep those five dollars.'

2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the teller counter and asked, ‘Excuse me, do you accept deposits in nickels?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Yes, sir, we certainly do!' The old man then proceeded to fill his pockets with nickels and said, 'I’ll deposit these every week.' From that day on, Fifth Third Bank had a unique customer who always made their smallest deposits with a smile.

3. One afternoon, a young woman walked into Fifth Third Bank and calmly announced, 'I’ve come to withdraw all your money.' The teller looked puzzled until she added with a smile, 'It’s for charity!' The manager, thinking quickly on his feet, replied, ‘That sounds like an excellent idea!’ He then turned to the teller and said, ‘Give her every penny.’ The crowd burst out laughing as everyone realized it was just another one of those funny pranks. The young woman happily left with her ‘charitable donation,’ leaving behind a room full of smiling faces.

4. One night, a security guard patrolling Fifth Third Bank noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper, with no return address. Curious but cautious, he approached it carefully. Suddenly, from inside came a muffled voice saying, 'Delivery’s here!' Turned out to be just an overzealous pizza guy who left his box in the wrong place.