About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Auto Express Insurance and noticed something peculiar. As he opened the door, an odd humming sound filled the air—like bees buzzing in slow motion. Everyone else seemed oblivious, but he couldn’t shake the feeling that it was trying to tell him something. Curious, he followed the sound deeper into the office. Suddenly, he saw a small golden bee-shaped keychain dangling from a receptionist’s desk. She smiled and said, ‘Oh, that? It’s just our company mascot, Beepy. He helps us remember to always be efficient.’ The delivery driver left, shaking his head with a smile, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring flowers instead of packages!’
2. One day, an anxious customer walked into Auto Express Insurance and asked, ‘Do you cover cars that can drive themselves?’ The agent smiled and replied, 'Of course we do!' Then he added with a twinkle in his eye, 'We even offer special rates for cars that drive themselves—you’ll save more than just on gas!' The customer left, muttering something about being sold dreams instead of insurance.
3. One stormy night, as thunder rumbled outside, a nervous voice came over Auto Express Insurance’s intercom: ‘Hello? Is anyone there?’ ‘Yes?’ answered an sleepy-sounding agent.
‘Um, hi,’ said the voice hesitantly. ‘I’m just calling because my dog keeps barking at your sign and won’t stop.’
The next morning, a regular noticed a new sign in the window: ‘We’re open even when your pooch is on duty!’
4. At closing time, a small dog darted into Auto Express Insurance, barking frantically at the empty desk. The receptionist shrugged it off until she saw the same scene repeat itself every night. Finally, one evening after work, the receptionist decided to follow the dog. She found him happily playing with an old hat in front of the office next door. Turns out, it belonged to a regular who always left it there when he came for his policy renewal. Everyone had a good laugh over that.