TD Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular walked into TD Bank and asked the teller, ‘Do you ever close early for good behavior?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Not officially, but if everyone leaves their balance exactly right, I might consider it!' A delivery driver overheard and proudly counted his cash. That day, TD Bank closed five minutes early—because everyone was just that honest.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the TD Bank drive-thru. As he approached the window, something unusual happened—an eerie humming sound filled the air, coming from inside the bank itself. The driver leaned in closer, trying to hear what was going on inside. Suddenly, a friendly voice came over the intercom: 'Good evening! How may I assist our esteemed customer?' The delivery man replied, 'Just depositing some cash.' To which the bank roboticized voice responded, 'Very well, sir. Please pull forward and place your envelope through the slot.' And so, our hero did, never realizing that his neighbor had been standing there the whole time, laughing his head off.

3. At dawn, when most banks are still locking their doors, an elderly neighbor approached the TD Bank branch. He stopped for a moment, then whispered something to himself before disappearing inside. Inside, he found no one but a sleepy security guard dozing behind the counter. With a twinkle in his eye, the old man gently shook him awake and asked for five dollars. The guard smiled and said, ‘Sir, you’re in luck—we just opened!’

4. One day, while waiting in line at TD Bank, a customer noticed something peculiar on the counter: a small, perfectly wrapped package labeled ‘Free Money.’ Curious, the customer picked up the package and asked the cashier if it was real money. With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, 'Not exactly, but it's free—free from your worries!' Turns out, it was just a promotional gift for new customers. The moral of the story? Sometimes life throws you a little surprise, and it's okay to unwrap it with a smile.