TD Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were lining up for coffee and doughnuts, an announcement crackled over TD Bank’s intercom: ‘Attention, please be advised that due to an unforeseen technical issue, our ATM has been transformed into a gumball machine.’ A regular customer, Mr. Smith, approached the counter with his usual smile. The teller asked him what he needed today. With a twinkle in his eye, Mr. Smith replied, 'I’d like to withdraw some gumballs, please!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was going to be one of those days. By lunchtime, TD Bank had fixed their little glitch, but the memory of gumball mania lived on among the locals.

2. In the early afternoon, while a delivery driver was loading boxes into the TD Bank's back room, he overheard two employees whispering about a mysterious safe deposit box. 'They say it's cursed,' one murmured, causing him to freeze mid-box. Suddenly, another employee shouted, ‘Hey, watch out for that old safe!’ The delivery driver jumped and dropped his box of donuts, splattering jelly everywhere. Turns out, it wasn’t a curse but just an ancient safe decorated with jam stains from decades ago.

3. In the middle of a routine Monday morning, a voice boomed over the PA system in the TD Bank lobby: ‘Attention, everyone—your lucky number for today is 7.’ Employees and customers looked at each other with raised eyebrows, but no one dared ask what it meant. Soon enough, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and asked, 'Excuse me, young man, does anyone know how to claim this winning number?' The teller smiled and replied, 'Just be sure to deposit your winnings here!' Everyone burst out laughing as the old guy sheepishly walked away, muttering something about being too early for his medication.

4. In the late afternoon, while a customer was withdrawing cash from the ATM, a small bird suddenly appeared on the screen, chirping loudly and flapping its wings. The customer froze for a moment, then burst out laughing. The little bird kept chirping away until another customer, a grumpy-looking delivery driver, impatiently tapped his foot and said, 'For crying out loud, get off the screen!' Suddenly, the bird vanished as if it had never been there.