CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy with a mysterious package. As he approached the counter, the pharmacist noticed something peculiar—each time he spoke, the lights flickered. Finally, the pharmacist whispered, ‘Sir, you’re holding your breath too long!’ The man took a deep gulp of air, and everything returned to normal. Turns out, his asthma inhaler was causing the lights to dance. A regular customer from next door laughed, saying, “Guess I’ll just have to remind him every time he comes!”

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy with a mysterious package. The pharmacist scanned it curiously and announced over the intercom: ‘Attention, neighbors—we’ve received an emergency shipment of expired jokes!’ The next morning, as customers lined up for their prescriptions, they found themselves giggling instead of groaning. A regular customer quipped, 'Guess those expired jokes were just what the doctor ordered!'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, a small dog barked excitedly from inside, clearly recognizing something unusual. Upon opening the package, the delivery driver found nothing but a tiny note that read: ‘Thanks for your late-night service! –Your friendly neighborhood CVS pooch.’ The dog continued to bark and wag its tail as if it had delivered some top-secret message.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, a small dog ran out from behind the counter, barking excitedly and chasing its tail. The delivery driver looked down and saw a tiny tag around the dog’s neck that read ‘Lost Again.’ A pharmacist emerged from the backroom, scratching her head. ‘Oh no,’ she sighed, ‘that’s our resident escape artist, Max.’ The next morning, a regular customer found Max sleeping on the pharmacy bench, his little belly full of stolen candy bars.