Willamette Dental Group

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something unusual in the Willamette Dental Group parking lot—a small wooden carving of a smiling tooth, left behind by an unknown artist. Soon, more appeared: teeth of different shapes and sizes, each with its own unique charm. Soon enough, the little carvings became a local phenomenon. Neighbors started leaving tiny gifts—teeth made from wood, ivory, even plastic—and soon the lot looked like a miniature dental museum. One day, a regular patient joked that they should charge extra for ‘tooth art therapy.’ And thus, the Willamette Dental Group earned itself a quirky reputation as much for its artistic parking lot as for its excellent dentistry.

2. After hours of work, a delivery driver found an odd item on the Willamette Dental Group’s loading dock—a small, mischievously grinning ceramic tooth with a note reading ‘Welcome to our family!’ Curious, he took it home and placed it on his kitchen shelf. Over time, other strange items started appearing—tiny dental tools, a miniature reception desk, even a plastic model of a smiling mouth. Turns out, someone in the neighborhood had a quirky sense of humor and was leaving these as pranks for local deliverers. Eventually, the delivery guy became part of their secretive little game, regularly finding new surprises from 'Willamette Dental Group'.

3. At closing time one night, a delivery driver unlocked the Willamette Dental Group doors and heard an eerie announcement over the PA system: ‘All patients are requested to remove their false teeth before leaving.’ The delivery guy froze for a moment, then laughed out loud. Inside, he saw everyone obediently removing their dentures from mouths big and small—babies, teenagers, old folks, even a dog with a sparkly set of chompers! Turning off the PA, he thought it was just another quirky thing about this place, until his neighbor later joked that maybe they had a secret society of denture dancers.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver unlocked the Willamette Dental Group doors and was startled by a strange humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered inside and saw an old dental chair gently rocking back and forth, its headlight casting eerie shadows on the walls. Suddenly, a small, sleepy voice said, ‘Can I help you?’ Turned out it was just a regular patient who dozed off during his evening appointment.