Westmoreland Medical Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, as a regular was leaving Westmoreland Medical Center, he heard an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention please—we’ve just received a shipment of extremely rare bananas from Ecuador. If anyone needs a banana urgently, come to reception immediately.’ A delivery driver arrived moments later, claiming he had a medical condition that required immediate banana intake. The receptionist shook her head and said, 'Sorry sir, these are strictly for patients.' The man looked puzzled, then grinned sheepishly and replied, 'I’m not here for myself—they’re for my wife!'

2. In the early hours of morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Westmoreland Medical Center with a frown on his face. ‘Why does everything happen here?’ he muttered under his breath, glancing nervously around. As he approached the entrance, an old lady waddled out, muttering something about her grandson's cold. The driver shook his head and thought, 'This place is like a magnet for everyone’s problems.' Just then, his phone buzzed—another urgent delivery was waiting.

3. At dawn, when most clinics are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Westmoreland Medical Center with a peculiar package. As he approached the reception desk, the nurse asked, ‘What on earth is that?’ The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and replied, 'Just some paperwork for Dr. Smith.' The nurse shook her head but accepted it, muttering under her breath as she scanned the documents. Later that day, a regular patient joked to his friend, 'I heard they received an unusual package today!' To which his friend teased, 'Probably another one of those mysterious deliveries!'

4. At midnight, while a delivery driver was unloading supplies, he noticed something odd on one of the boxes: ‘Warning—do not open unless you’re feeling under the weather.’ Curious, he glanced around, but everything seemed normal. He carefully opened it and found nothing more than a bag of warm cookies labeled ‘Get Well Soon’ inside. Turns out, someone had been leaving little gestures like these for staff members who worked late hours.