University Health Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an anonymous delivery driver pulled up outside the University Health Center. As he opened the back of his van, a strange humming sound filled the air—like someone tuning a guitar just right. Curious, a nearby security guard approached and saw only an old radio blaring softly from within the van. The driver smiled sheepishly, explaining it was his habit to listen to classic rock while making deliveries. ‘Guess I tuned into the wrong station tonight,’ he chuckled. The guard shook his head, smiling, and waved him off with a friendly warning to be more careful next time.

2. Early in the morning, before anyone else stirred, a delivery driver pulled up to the University Health Center with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, a soft humming began—coming not from inside, but from somewhere deep within the building itself. Curious, the driver cracked open the package and found only a small note reading: ‘Please deliver this to Dr. Smith’s office.’ Inside was an old thermos filled with steaming coffee. Later that day, when everyone asked what happened, the delivery guy grinned and said, ‘I delivered some early-morning magic!’

3. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the University Health Center. Over the intercom came a voice: ‘Attention all patients and staff—your prescription for today is… laughter!’ The delivery driver, confused but smiling, nodded and drove off into the night. Inside, the next patient—a grumpy old professor—grumbled, ‘What kind of health center prescribes laughter?’ But as he left, his face was creased with a genuine smile. The legend of the University Health Center’s unique prescriptions lived on.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside the University Health Center. Inside, a little girl’s voice whispered from the empty waiting room: ‘Mommy, why is that man delivering pajamas so late?’ The delivery driver looked around nervously but saw no one. Just as he was about to leave, an old lady shuffled out of the staffroom and said gently, 'Oh, don’t worry, honey. Those are hospital pyjamas, not pajamas for delivery.' Everyone laughed, including the little girl who turned out to be just a recording on loop since the ’90s.