St Clair Properties

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside St Clair Properties and muttered under his breath, ‘What’s with these agents? They never answer their phones!’ Little did he know, the receptionist had just quit for a coffee break. Just then, an elderly gentleman approached the front door, muttering about how slow everyone was today. The delivery driver grinned and said, 'At least someone's here!' As he walked away, he heard the receptionist returning from her break, yelling through the open window, 'And there you go—now we're back in business!'

2. A salesperson at St Clair Properties overheard an unusual conversation one day. ‘I’ll take that house,’ said a neighbor pointing at another property across the street, ‘but only if it comes with its own realtor!’ The salesperson laughed and replied, "No worries, sir—we can arrange that for you!" From then on, whenever someone bought a home from St Clair Properties, they also got their very own personal realtor who lived right next door. It became known around town as 'the realtor-free zone,' but everyone knew better.

3. A new client approached the receptionist at St Clair Properties with an odd request. 'I'd like to buy a house,' she said, 'but only if it comes with its own ghost.' The receptionist raised her eyebrows but smiled. ‘Interesting,’ she replied. A few days later, the woman returned triumphantly. ‘Found one!’ she announced. ‘It’s a charming Victorian with a poltergeist who loves practical jokes—perfect for you.’ The story spread quickly around town, and soon enough, everyone knew not to mention ghosts when dealing with St Clair Properties.

4. At St Clair Properties, the PA system suddenly crackled to life one afternoon. In a deep voice, it announced: 'Attention, esteemed clients and staff—your homes are now officially listed as works of art.' A bemused realtor turned off the PA, only for the voice to continue: ‘And please note, your asking prices are their masterpieces.’ A delivery driver quipped, ‘So my house is now Van Gogh’s “Starry Night”?’ The PA responded warmly: ‘Absolutely, sir—a true modern masterpiece!’