Planned Parenthood

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the streets were quiet and the neon sign flickered softly, a mysterious voice would occasionally come over Planned Parenthood’s intercom. ‘Free samples of organic tea,’ it whispered. No one knew who was speaking or why, but soon everyone in town carried a thermos. One morning, an elderly neighbor stopped by with her own special brew. 'This is our secret blend,' she said mysteriously. Soon, everyone had their favorite cup of mystery tea, and Planned Parenthood became known not just for health care, but also for the best-tasting freebees around.

2. At closing time, an elderly gentleman approached the receptionist with a curious expression. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, ‘I’ve been coming here for years, but today I noticed something strange—your parking lot looks like it’s full of dancing shoes!’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Ah, yes! Our dance classes are starting tonight in the basement.' The old man nodded knowingly, tapping his cane on the floor as if he’d always suspected there was more to Planned Parenthood than met the eye.

3. In the early morning hours, before the sun rose over the city, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood’s loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, something unusual caught his eye—a small, wrapped package left behind on the pavement. Curious, he picked it up and noticed it was addressed to someone named Jane Doe, but there was no return address. He opened it carefully, revealing inside an old teddy bear with a note scribbled in childish handwriting: ‘To whoever takes care of my mommy here—please be nice!’ Turns out little Jane had accidentally dropped her beloved toy during her last visit. The delivery driver smiled, thinking how much easier life would be if every day started with such sweet surprises.

4. In the late afternoon, a small dog scampered into the parking lot, sniffing curiously around the clinic’s entrance. As he approached the front door, he paused, tilted his head, and began barking insistently—seemingly trying to alert someone inside. A delivery driver happened to glance out the window just as the commotion started. Thinking quickly, she opened the door and called, ‘Hey little guy, come here!’ The dog bounded in, wagging his tail, and promptly sat down next to an elderly volunteer who was knitting. With that, everyone burst into laughter, realizing it had been a misunderstanding—a friendly canine on a casual visit.