Passport Health Eugene Travel Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a mysterious package. As he approached the clinic’s back door, he noticed an old man adjusting something under the counter. Curiously, the old man whispered something into his ear, and suddenly the delivery guy felt a strange tickle in his nose. Turns out it was just an old trick to scare away pigeons from the roof. The two shared a laugh as they opened the package—nothing more than a box of donuts for the staff.

2. In the middle of the night, a nurse heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all staff—your passport photos are now required for admittance.’ The nurse chuckled and thought it was some prank until she saw a regular patient approaching the door. He held up his passport photo and said, 'Ma’am, I’m here for my flu shot.' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that the intercom had malfunctioned during a power surge.

3. In the waiting room one afternoon, a small dog named Max kept staring at the ceiling. His owner noticed nothing unusual until she saw him barking at something invisible. Finally, an elderly woman approached and whispered, ‘Max is probably seeing those little critters from another dimension that sometimes hang out here.’ Everyone laughed, including Max who stopped barking mid-air, realizing he wasn’t alone after all.

4. At closing time, a regular asked the receptionist, ‘Why does the clinic’s computer always say I’m traveling?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Because every day you’re on a mission—delivering pizzas, picking up dry cleaning, or just spreading good cheer around town.’ The regular nodded knowingly, realizing he’d been had with a friendly smile.