Oregon Eye Consultants

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet town of Portland, Oregon, early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the unassuming doors of Oregon Eye Consultants. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something peculiar: the sign above the entrance seemed to shift ever so slightly, as if someone were watching him from inside. Curious, the driver knocked gently on the door. To his surprise, an old man with twinkling eyes answered and invited him in for coffee. Turned out, it was just an eccentric optometrist who enjoyed playing pranks on early-morning visitors. The next day, the same thing happened again—and soon enough, the whole neighborhood knew about the ‘watchful eye’ at Oregon Eye Consultants.

2. In a sleepy neighborhood in Eugene, Oregon, an old Labrador retriever named Max began barking uncontrollably every time he passed the entrance to the Oregon Eye Consultants' office. One day, a delivery driver arrived with new glasses for an elderly patient. As he approached the door, Max went nuts again. Turns out, the frames had been painted with a brightly colored pattern that only dogs could see. Since then, whenever someone mentions going to Oregon Eye Consultants, everyone jokes about Max’s colorful sense of fashion.

3. In a quaint neighborhood of Salem, Oregon, a young boy named Timmy stumbled upon something peculiar outside the windows of Oregon Eye Consultants. Every time he walked past, he noticed the same elderly gentleman, wearing glasses so large they seemed to cover half his face, staring intently into a small box. Curious, Timmy approached and asked what he was doing. The man replied, 'I’m just checking if my eyes are still working properly.' Finally, the old man turned around with a twinkle in his eye and said, ‘And how about you? Do you want to check your vision too?’ Surprised but intrigued, Timmy shook his head no. As he walked away, he heard the doctor mutter under his breath, “Just another kid who can’t see the forest for the trees.” The next day, Timmy brought his grandfather—a regular visitor—to get his eyes checked.

4. In a bustling shopping center near Oregon Eye Consultants, a delivery driver accidentally left behind a mysterious box marked only with an eye symbol. Curious shoppers picked it up, passing it around like a prized treasure until someone noticed that whenever they looked through the small hole, their vision seemed sharper than ever before. Finally, one nosy neighbor decided to open the box and found nothing but old magnifying glasses inside—completely harmless but enough to start a local gossip storm. The next day, everyone in town was wearing their new ‘Oregon Eye Consultants’ branded specs, proudly proclaiming improved vision.