Northwest Oral & Implant Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Northwest Oral & Implant Surgery, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all patients and staff—please be advised that today’s dental implants are on backorder until further notice.’ As the delivery driver shrugged it off, thinking nothing of it, his next stop was across the street—a coffee shop owned by a neighbor who joked, ‘Guess they’re out of teeth today too!’ By afternoon, word had spread through town like wildfire, with everyone speculating on why someone would run out of dental implants. In reality, it turned out to be just a simple mix-up in orders.

2. A curious neighbor noticed that every Wednesday, around sunset, patients leaving Northwest Oral & Implant Surgery seemed unusually cheerful and humming. What strange procedure did they undergo? Curiosity got the better of the neighbor, so one Wednesday evening they pretended to be a delivery driver waiting for an order. As soon as the last patient emerged, whistling merrily, the neighbor approached them with a smile: ‘Hey, I’ve been noticing you’re always in such good spirits after visiting Northwest Oral & Implant Surgery—what’s your secret?’ The relieved-looking patient replied, ‘Oh, it’s just my new dental implants—they come with free headphones!’

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Northwest Oral & Implant Surgery one afternoon, puzzled by an unusual sight in the parking lot. Beside the trash can sat a brightly colored gumball machine, filled not with candy but with tiny toothbrushes and floss sticks. As he approached, a friendly voice called out from inside: ‘Hey there, do you want a free dental hygiene treat?’ Startled, the driver glanced around but saw no one. Then, peeking through the window, he noticed an old man waving cheerfully behind the counter. The delivery guy took a toothbrush, grinned, and drove off—leaving behind a smile that lasted longer than any gumball.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Northwest Oral & Implant Surgery one day and asked himself, ‘Why does everyone here always seem to be smiling so wide?’ As he looked inside, he saw rows upon rows of gleaming teeth, like a candy store for dentures. Turns out, every patient leaving the surgery had been given a free sample of their new pearly whites—just enough to keep them grinning ear-to-ear until their next appointment. The delivery driver left with a broad smile himself, thinking, ‘Maybe I should get my teeth checked too!’