Magnuson Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes into Magnuson Dental, he noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside the building. It wasn't like any machinery he'd heard before—more like a low-pitched tune that seemed almost musical. Curious, he followed the sound and found an old radio buried in the dental supplies. It turned out to be playing an ancient song from the owner’s childhood. The delivery driver left smiling, thinking maybe every dentist had their own secret radio station.

2. One day, a little girl visiting her grandmother pointed excitedly at something on the wall of Magnuson Dental and whispered, ‘Grandma, what’s that strange face doing there?’ The old lady smiled and gently replied, ‘Honey, it’s just an old poster of Dr. Magnuson himself.’ The child nodded thoughtfully before asking, ‘Then why does he look so grumpy?’ Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing, including the dentist who walked out with a big smile, thinking, “Guess I’ll never be winning any beauty contests!”

3. One night, as a neighborhood cat prowled outside Magnuson Dental, it began howling incessantly whenever someone entered or left the building. The sound became so persistent that even the dentist’s receptionist started bringing snacks for the feline visitor. Finally, one day, an old neighbor stopped by and asked if he could adopt the pesky creature. To everyone's surprise, the cat immediately stopped its howling and followed him out the door. Since then, no one has seen the cat—or heard any mysterious sounds—around Magnuson Dental.

4. One afternoon, an anxious patient sat waiting for their appointment when they overheard two dentists whispering in the hallway. ‘Did you hear?’ one said. ‘What?’ asked the other. ‘The new receptionist claims she can fix any toothache with just a smile!’ ‘Really?’ laughed the second dentist. ‘I’ll believe it when I see it!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked by and muttered under his breath, ‘She already fixed my bad breath—all it took was a little minty smile.’ The first dentist shook her head and whispered, ‘Next time someone asks if we’re hiring, maybe we should hire that girl!’