Mad Batters Bakery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Mad Batters Bakery, a regular noticed something strange one morning. As he picked up his usual croissant, he heard an announcement over the loud speaker: 'Attention please—we’ve run out of coffee, but we do have plenty of doughnuts!' A delivery driver then calmly walked in and asked for a dozen bagels. The baker replied, ‘We’re fresh out of everything except donuts!’ The driver shrugged and said, ‘Perfect, I was craving some sugar anyway.’ The regular smiled, realizing that sometimes life at Mad Batters is just as unpredictable—and delightfully sweet—as their pastries.

2. At Mad Batters Bakery, an early-morning regular exclaimed in surprise as he reached for his usual pastry. ‘This is not my croissant!’ ‘What on earth?’ he muttered, only to turn around and see the baker smiling broadly. It turned out that today was National Swap-a-Croissant Day, a secret celebration among local bakers where they switched pastries for fun. The regular ended up with a flaky almond croissant instead of his usual chocolate one—and loved it so much he decided to make it his new favorite.

3. At Mad Batters Bakery, a little girl pointed excitedly at the window display, her eyes wide with wonder. Suddenly, an old man in a battered hat emerged from behind the counter and chuckled, 'Ah, that’s our new sign! Thought it would attract more customers.' The little girl giggled, completely oblivious to the fact that she’d just helped Mad Batters Bakery become the talk of the town.

4. At Mad Batters Bakery, a delivery driver paused mid-unload and asked curiously, ‘Why are all these pastries smiling back at me?’ Upon closer inspection, he realized that every pastry was simply decorated with tiny strawberry smiles—an unexpected touch from the baker’s young daughter. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll look twice before asking questions.’